Tried to call up a friend to take me out so I don’t kill myself tonight, and as soon as I try my phone just stopped working. It was working fine before that. I believe in signs.
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh
Is this a challenge
*Sonic X theme song starts playing*
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Holy shit people. I’m so high and so fucking horny. Can’t even handle the sexual frustration.
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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